Da Kine One, Two, Tree                       6/12/19

 

One, Two,

TREE iz my favorite numbah.

Foah iz my next favorite numbah.

 

My neighbor walks Foah dogs.

Count’em, one, two,

TREE, Foah dogs.

Yesterday, I counted

One, two, Tree dogs

wit only one, two, Tree legs.

 

“Wot?!” I said out loud.

“Wow! Tree dogs get only Tree legs.”

All Foah dogs walk like dey all get Foah legs.

But only one dog get Foah legs.

“Shhh,” my neighbor put her finger to her lips,

whispering, “please, no talk so loud. Dey all tink dey get Foah legs,

not TREE dogs get only Tree legs.”

 

OK den.

Foah nice dogs wit Foah legs.

Da kine

one, two, TREE,

Foah.